Ha-ay Ff-olks,

Brrrrrr…it’s ff-ree-zzing out there.
This cold weather has chilled me to the core
and I can’t stt-opp sh-shiver-ring.
Luckily for me, my caretaker is bringing me inside and covering me with plenty
of blankets. Maybe there will be a
fireplace inside, too! It’ll warm me up
AND provide a lovely romantic setting for my Valentine’s Day dinner with HugMe
Christi. It seems she can tolerate the cold much better than myself and I have
no idea why.